Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Spain Wins the World Cup

This just in to the TalkFooty newsroom: Spain wins the World Cup, defeating the Netherlands 1-0 in extra time. Andres Iniesta scored the winner for Spain, despite the best efforts of Dutch midfielders Mark Van Bommel and Nigel de Jong to break both his legs throughout the match. Congratulations to Spain on winning their first World Cup and for debunking the theory put forth by noted philosopher Ruud Gullit that, "if it ain't Dutch, it ain't much."